Week 6 + 7: Life Happens
We lost our 1st game but...Halloween.
Week 4 + 5: Rise of the Phoenix
We won a social challenge and remain undefeated.
Life.Is.Good.
Week 3: Resilence
This game ended with alot of bruises and even more laughs!
Week 1 + 2:Fresh Meat
This season #BallsDeep broke our number 1 rule and took in some free agents and...it's been great. We can't wait to see how the rest of the season goes with these newbies!
WEEK 8: Smackdown.
No Photos. Did it really happen? See you all in the playoffs.
WEEK 7: Teamwork.
9 people. Exhausted.
Still showed our refs some love
WEEK 6: Resilience.
8 People. 2 outs/inning. Woof.
Thanks DA for reffing ! :D
WEEK 5: Community.
#BallsDeepest + OSWWP + BATB = <3
Our refs from BATB were lovely.
WEEK 4: Synergy.
Kylie J + Running Man Challenge = Perfection
We also love our refs from BOD, but were having too much fun to capture it! :D
WEEK 3: Figuring it out.
Yup.
Hi Edwin.
WEEK 2: Getting it together.
This team goes hard.
And we love our refs.
BACK AT IT AGAIN
It's great to be back.
Also, it goes without saying, we loved our refs. ;P
[ WEEK 10 ]
Wow. Was that 10 weeks? Without getting too sappy I'll just say that #BallsDeeper had a blast playing with each and every one of you and here's why....
Bastards - Not living up to your name, you were all lovely and Ponder's dance moves never disappoint!
Real Ballers Wear Pink - Always a pleasure getting weird with you
$exual Kittens - I'm glad we got our table for that bar game ;)
Kickers of the Year - #DrinkersoftheYear, we're proud to know you all
Optikicks Prime - Spencer may be the worst but you're all the best
I Blue Myself - It was a nail biter, but the constant jokes and banter kept it so fun
Ball About That Base - Mixing up teams was the best idea ever!
ICFMBWIWY - From sliding in onesies to great dance moves, you guys are always a crack up! :D
BOD - Rain, rain go..well I guess you're staying so let's make the most of it! The best way to end the season was being able to act like kids and play in the rain!!
Celebrity is the best league in SoCal for a reason, and this season proved why yet again! From cracking jokes on the sidelines, to dance parties in the outfield we definitely enjoyed every second of this season! See you all at EOS!
Also, shout out to the board for always making sure that this league runs smoothly and is fun for everyone!
[ WEEK 9 ]
I get it, you have jobs and filling out a survey is difficult. But hey, being a master lyricist isn't as easy as it looks. It looks like I'm left with no choice but to grace our #BallsDeeper blog with yet another masterpiece...ey oh nadine, gimme a beat!
Mike Paul is the name that he goes by, but you know him as the guy who always looks fly. Whether he's behind home plate psyching out kickers, or rounding third base you a'int seen no one quicker. Reppin LA from his head to his toes, he makes sure that his city is the one everyone knows. There's not enough bars for me to sum this dude up, so catch him at the bar schooling fools in flip cup!
There's this dude named Marco who hails from FSU, and like Anquan Boldin he's catching flys right over you. He comes to the field laced up and ready to go, and when he's playing beer pong it's lights out - no more show. It's his second season on this weird little team, but he knows it's only the beginning and we're picking up steam!
[ WEEK 8 ]
Again, no one got me their responses on time so here are a few poems about Justin and Josh:
Justin Stines is his name, and kickball is his game. Sometimes he may be scream and shout, but only if you call him out. Next time you see him on the field, if you're turning 1st you better yield. But if you see him out at the bar, he'll be the chillest of them all
His name is Josh Story, and his life is far from boring. This is his first year playing, and hopefully he'll keep staying. He works in music and likes good jams, so and you may not guess it but he gives a dam. So if you come across him in passing, ask him what tracks you should be blasting!
[ WEEK 7 ]
Name:Katie Janak
1. Never in my life have I: Failed at anything
2. When I was younger, I: loved wearing my Dad's t-shirts
3. When I'm nervous: I get really quiet
4. My life is not complete without: My Dogs, My Family, and My Friends
5. By this time next year: I will be a year older
6. I have a hard time understanding: The expanse of the universe
7.
One time at a family gathering: I have a really big family. We have
reunions about once every 2 years. We all drink a lot and have a good
time!
8. Take my advice: You can sleep when your dead (I love this, but i don't follow it. I LOVE NAPS)
9.My friends are: All married
10. Once, at a bar/club: I split my jeans. I didn't realize it until someone told me
11. Last night, I: I went to bed super early, still recovering from Sunday night!
12.If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: Sleep in, then go shopping
13.A
better name for me would be: I don't know. I like my name. My parents
thought about naming me Izora after my great grandmother. I like that
name too.
14.If I ever go back to school: I would read all the the assigned books......maybe
15. I bet you didn't know: I broke my nose TWICE
Jae Hahn didn't get me his answers in time, so I was forced to use my rap skills...ahem...
His name is Jae Hahn and he always brings the truth,
When other opponents see him, they always get spooked,
He's been playing kickball for what feels like forever,
And when he catches a ball, it's light as a feather,
Crashing or outfield it doesn't really matter,
When he's in the field, I wouldn't want to be a batter.
He's a great addition to the ballsdeep team and that's a fact,
Now I'm gonna cut my whack rhyme...DJ spin that track back
[ WEEK 6 ]
This week #BallsDeep decided to hit WAKA with all of the feel good feelings and bring Hey Arnold back! Who doesn't miss that football head?!
Now, for your weekly dose of cute...
Name: Matt Aronow
1. Never in my life have I: won a kickball championship
2. When I was younger, I: wanted to name my sister 'Hakuna Matata'
3. When I'm nervous: I try to avoid the situation
4.My life is not complete without: the new Midnight Divide EP
5.By this time next year: I will have seen new places, met new people, and been on many new adventures
6.I have a hard time understanding:
Why there is traffic in la 24 hours a day...
7.One time at a family gathering: I found the afikomen
8.Take my advice: Travel the world
9.My friends are: Alcoholics
10. Once, at a bar/club: i got my fake id taken....or twice...or three times...
11. Last night, I: "Was 'getting drunk on a plane'" -Dierks Bentley'" -Matt Aronow
12.If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow:
I would drive up the coast and find a sweet secluded beach to chill at
13.A better name for me would be: 'The Matt.' So there's no confusion when that one guy at the club screams "Matt" and four guys and I turn around
14.If I ever go back to school: it will be to drop my kids off...
15. I bet you didn't know: I HAVE Traveled TO 32 states, and 34 countries on 5 continents...and counting
Name: Vic Salvatore
1. Never in my life have I: hated the player or the game.
2. When I was younger, I: balled so hard motherfuckers tried to fine me.
3. When I'm nervous: I get really focused
4.My life is not complete without: my art, and my family
5.By this time next year: today will be last year.
6.I have a hard time understanding: the words that are coming out of your mouth.
7.One time at a family gathering: when I was 4 my dick cousin tried to get me to eat tar. I didn't so he smeared it on my face... He was like 16.
8.Take my advice: Don't eat the tar no matter what they tell you, it's not chocolate.
9.My friends are: Boss as fuck
10. Once, at a bar/club: Some dude grabbed my throat, I told him to let go, he didn't, I knocked him out. Turns out he was the owner of the club, cops watched the tape and let me go.
11. Last night, I: Helped a friend who's going through some shit.
12.If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: Sleep till 1, walk up a mountain with a nice view, maybe catch a good flick with a pretty girl, and wash it all down with a bit of bourbon.
13.A better name for me would be: Francis M to the Iz-H Phenomenal
14.If I ever go back to school: I fucked up, and the state requires it as part of my rehabilitation.
15. I bet you didn't know: I was the starting varsity QB in high school and was heavily recruited... I fucked that up.
[ WEEK 5 ]
In week 5 #BallsDeep learned that this league is full of drinkers. Very talented drinkers.
Now you all learn a little about Nadine and Caresse!
Name: Nadine Mahnesh
1. Never in my life have I: chewed tobacco, but I don't plan on it...gross
2. When I was younger, I: I used to climb on top of everything and fall asleep in my food, my Grandma would yell at my mom to try and take a photo of me looking a lot more like a child and less like a monkey covered in yogurt
3. When I'm nervous: I start going through every hypothetical scenario of the situation to figure out how to handle things, or I just start sweating a lot!
4.My life is not complete without: good people and a good imagination, that's when you get your adventures!
5.By this time next year: I will be 6 inches taller...jk! Hopefully, still working where I am but in a higher position and still a happy ball of energy!
6.I have a hard time understanding: youth culture.
7.One time at a family gathering: My cousin threw a fire cracker into my shirt, I shoved him into a pile of gravel...we're good now
8.Take my advice: If you let a car through in bad traffic, you get some good road karma later on
9.My friends are: like my heart beat (consistent, strong and keeping me alive)
10. Once, at a bar/club: I feng shuid the bathroom... I was drunk and it needed organizing
11. Last night, I: I went to a Clippers game (my first NBA basketball game, it was glorious)
12.If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: I would go to Disneyland, eat my favorite ginger bread cookie and ride Space Mountain
13.A better name for me would be: there is no better name, when you hear Nadine, you know there can only be one
14.If I ever go back to school: I would try more new things!
15. I bet you didn't know: I used to dance ballet and quit around my junior year in high school
Name: Caresse Eakin
1. Never in my life have I: lost my iphone at the Key Art Awards and reverted back to a flip phone....oh wait, never mind.
2. When I was younger, I: was nick named "Caresse the Barbarian" by my family because of how hyper and wild I was
3. When I'm nervous: I play it off
4. My life is not complete without: Happiness and self fulfillment
5. By this time next year: Have just returned to LA from traveling over seas.
6. I have a hard time understanding: Pig latin
7. One time at a family gathering: I fell out of a chair playing a card game
8.Take my advice: And take my advice.
9. My friends are: Awesome, loyal, fun and never cease to amaze me.
10. Once, at a bar/club: I was asked out by Donovan McNabb.
11. Last night, I: Filled out this questionnaire.
12. If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: I would take a day trip somewhere with whomever else is feeling spontaneous.
13. A better name for me would be: I guess my nick name C-Ninja
14. If I ever go back to school: I would study Japanese (language) since my mom didn't teach me and take cinematography courses. Probably take music editing courses too. Oh and definitely study abroad.
15. I bet you didn't know: That I still find Chuck Norris jokes hilarious.
[ WEEK 4 ]
This week we zombied, played kickball, and kept it weird. What else do you really want to know?
#BallsDeep holding it down at Mid Season
NBD, just a few zombie killers and victims hanging out
Post Burrito Turn Up
Anyways...here are a few reasons why you would want Caitlin and Austen on your zombie apocalypse team!
Name: Caitlin Forrest
IG: weliveindoors.
1. All time favorite monster/villain?: Patrick Bateman.
2. What is your favorite Halloween candy?: d.) all of the above.
3. What is the last song you listened to?" In actuality, something on the radio that I can't remember. But the last song stuck in my head? Trap Queen. #always.
4. What is your favorite drink?: d.) all of the above. ESP. vodka soda.
5. What is the last thing you bought?: Polaroid film (I KNOW)
6. Favorite book of all time?: Catcher in the Rye, come at me phonies.
7. Best Halloween costume? Shark Week.
8. Favorite Holiday?: Day of Feast. (also known as Thanksgiving).
9. Single? Taken? Married to the hustle?: My heart belongs to my cat. But yes, I do also have a human boyfriend.
10. Last google search?: Moroccan Wool Blanket With Pom Poms On It (I know what I want).
11. Go to dance move?: Generic flailing but twerking is close second.
12. Favorite Halloween Movie?: Nightmare Before Christmas. Specifically because it's not scary.
13. Go to weapon for the impending zombie apocalypse: Tank, probably.
Name:Austen
IG:@midnightdivide
1. All time favorite monster/villain?: Cody Deal
2. What is your favorite Halloween candy?: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
3. What is the last song you listened to? Doses & Mimosas - Cherub
4. What is your favorite drink?: Water and whiskey, hold the water.
5. What is the last thing you bought?: A breakfast burrito
6. Favorite book of all time?: Pillars Of The Earth
7. Best Halloween costume? Matt Foley
8. Favorite Holiday?: Halloween
9. Single? Taken? Married to the hustle?: Married to the music
10. Last google search?: How much whiskey before considered alcoholic11. Go to dance move?: Deep Squats
12. Favorite Halloween Movie?: Don't really do scary movies...
13. Go to weapon for the impending zombie apocalypse: Light Saber
[ WEEK 3 ]
Week 3, what all do you want to know? This is all moving waaay to fast. I feel like I just met you all.
Anyhooters, this week I want to introduce the world to two dudes who I don't think sleep at all, Dylan and JP!
Hint: He's not the girl.
NAME: Dylan
HOMETOWN: Pittsburgh, PA
INSTA: Don't use it.(Editors note: How do you not have IG?)
GO TO DANCE MOVE: General spastic grooving
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Hooking up with a real life Donald Trump supporter
SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE: BØRNS - 10,000 Emerald Pools (rare non-rave song appearance)
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Woah...too personal. Next question.
ON FRIDAY NIGHT YOU CAN FIND ME: The best nightclub in Los Angeles aka Avalon
YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL: A baby sloth
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT|NEED US TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Don't ask about my last google search.
Dat Track Suit.
NAME - JPIZZLE
HOMETOWN - IM FROM THE LOU AND I'M PROUD
INSTA - JPHOLMES286
GO TO DANCE MOVE - FLOOR THUNDER PUMP
RELATIONSHIP STATUS - I LOVE MYSELF
SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE - KISS ME THROUGH THE PHONE - SOULJA BOY
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH - YO MAMA
ON FRIDAY NIGHT YOU CAN FIND ME - YO MAMA
YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL - YO MAMA (EDITORS NOTE: We get it. -_-)
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT|NEED US TO KNOW ABOUT YOU - I SPRINKLE DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD TO MAKE MY DOOKIE TWINKLE
[ WEEK 2 ]
Week 2 is in the books and #BallsDeeper looks to be hitting their
stride. But you're not here for the Sports Talk, you need your
#CelebritySighting fix! So, without further ado I want to introduce two
lovely ladies from our team Evan and Chanley - good luck figuring out
who is who at the bar this week! :)
Name: Chanley Bell
IG: @Chan_Bell
- Who has been the biggest influence in your life? My oldest brother.
2. What kinds of things really make you laugh? Those “Goats Screaming like Humans” youtube videos.
3. What’s your favorite place in the entire world? I’m pretty fond of my bed.
4. Who is your best friend? What do you like about him/her? My dog. Everything.
5. Favorite movie of all time? First thing that came to mind was Bridesmaids.
6. What’s your biggest goal in life right now? To finish these questions.
7. What is your favorite way to spend a Saturday? Cheering Alabama on to victory. Roll Tide.
8. Do you have any pet peeves? People who blow their noses in public places. Monsters.
9. What was your family like growing up? Uh, normal, I guess.
10. What were you like as a kid? Tomboy. I wore my soccer jersey for school pictures. Three times.
11. What should I know about you that I’d never think to ask about? I hate cilantro.
12. Did you―or do you―have a nickname? What’s the story behind it? Chan. Because its short for Chanley?
13. Who was your favorite schoolteacher or college professor? Why? The one who made attendance optional. Self-explanatory.
14. Have you figured out your calling in life? What is it? Hell if I know.
Name: Evan Ruiz
IG: @EvanRuiz
1. Who has been the biggest influence in your life? Britney Spears
2. What kinds of things really make you laugh?intelligent/inside jokes
3.What’s your favorite place in the entire world? Jacuzzi/Hot Bubble Bath
4. Who is your best friend? What do you like about him/her? Alyssa Poor, she is patient
5. Favorite movie of all time?Knocked up
6. What’s your biggest goal in life right now?graduating school
7. What is your favorite way to spend a Saturday?sleeping
8. Do you have any pet peeves?LA drivers making left hand turns and being poked
9. What was your family like growing up?Like Hollywood Blvd shoved into a 4 bedroom house
10. What were you like as a kid? The most hyper person in the world
11. What should I know about you that I’d never think to ask about?How many hours a day I study...its almost maximal.
12.Did you―or do you―have a nickname? What’s the story behind it? Evalyn-
since Im muscley kids in school would say I was a boy so I changed it
from EVAN to EVALYN without my parents consent in 8th grade, not legally
but my parents were pissed that they called me that at graduation
13. Who was your favorite schoolteacher or college professor? Why?Mr.
Williford, Social Studies, 7th grade. He made learning anything a
physical game and since im ADHD as a mofo, I actually learned a thing or
two.
14. Have you figured out your calling in life? What is it?Yes. Muscles.
[ WEEK ONE ]
For
this installment of CELEBRITY SIGHTING #BallsDeeper decided to take it
back to our old Myspace days with a good old survey. Sit back, get
nostalgic, and get to know the two Captains of #BallsDeeper, Colin and
Kyrstin
Colin Ramsay
1.What was your first aol screen name? Propellerphant
2. What is your middle name? Colin Robert, I've got two
3. Your current relationship status? Married to the game, always
4. Honestly does your crush like you? The million dollar question...
5. What song is currently stuck in your head? Fetty Wap always ("baby wont you come myyy waAaAAaaY")
6. What is your livejournal/xanga screen name? lol
7. What/who do you love most? My top 8
8. What makes you happy? Making other people happy (aww)
9. Are you musically challenged? Negatory
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be? Not fainting in front of 2,000 people
11.if u were an animal for a day what would it be? Sloth
12. Ever have a near death experience? Fuck rope swings
13.Something you do a lot: stack guap
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you? MLK
17. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? I would never subject people to that
18. What was your last google search 1070 USD in GBP
19. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Grande latte
20. What's your favorite color? Blue
Kyrstin Stone
1.What was your first aol screen name? Flirty 822
2. What is your middle name? I'll never tell...
3. Your current relationship status? somethings are better left a secret
4. Honestly does your crush like you? aww gee...here's to hoping
5. What song is currently stuck in your head? seventy times seven by brand new (duh)
6. What is your livejournal/xanga screen name?shortstack822 (i was so embarrassing)
7. What/who do you love most?My mom and dad
8. What makes you happy? being outside
9. Are you musically challenged? completely!
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be? Not. A. Thing. Our past makes us who we are...
11.if u were an animal for a day what would it be? Easy! Turtle!
12. Ever have a near death experience? Rolling backwards down a hill on a four wheeler - I thought it was all over
13.Something you do a lot: Talk. sorry.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? Damn you myspace surveys
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you? Kristen Wiig - and we're both hilarious, go figure
17. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? Karaoke counts right?!
18. What was your last google search...Myspace Surveys
19. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Mint Majesty Tea (caffeine free lyfee)
20. What's your favorite color? Black, like my heart.
[ WEEK NINE ]
#BALLSDEEP DOES AMERICA...coming soon :)
[ WEEK EIGHT ]
Our blogger is out of town this week so check back next week to see what #BallsDeep has been up to!
[ WEEK SEVEN ]
Hi guys! Congrats on winning this week.
I wasn't there due to prior Gay Pride Parade engagements, but it's always great news to hear we got the W!
My brain still isn't fully-functioning so I'm just going to go right into the Q&A.
This week I asked Jordan things, and he asked me things.
Enjoy.
NAME/NICKNAME: Jordan Imbrey/Jimbrey/Schorgusman, The Wild Jordanius, Jammin
HOMETOWN: Charlotte, NC
COLLEGE: UNC Chapel Hill/Duke University
I WORK making videos for BuzzFeed BUT I AM AN ASPIRING guy who gets people to tell him cool stories and also tells other people cool stories and somehow monetizes that.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single like American cheese
THE BEST THING ABOUT KICKBALL IS: friendship=magic
FAVORITE DRINK: Gin & Tonic
HILARY CLINTON OR DONALD TRUMP: Clinton in the front, Trumpy in the back
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Good Day by Nappy Roots
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH (BE HONEST): "do animals smile?"
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Want to make a cool video or want to write something or want to share stories? Collab with me!! Also, I was once stuck in a baby swing for an hour and a half at the age of 14
INSTAGRAM: @jordan.imbrey
Me when I should've been at Kickball
NAME/NICKNAME: Kaitlin Claire Swaine; Katie, Kate, Swaine, Swainer. People also used to call me "Katie Collar" in high school because I popped my collar.
HOMETOWN: Buffaloooo, NY. The City of Good Neighbors.
COLLEGE: Buffalo State College
I WORK as a receptionist BUT I AM AN ASPIRING Real Housewife of Beverly Hills.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Emotionally Unavailable
questions from Jordan for me:
CATS OR DOGS: Cats are the worst. God spelled backwards is DOG!
HOTTEST CELEBRITY: Liam Hemsworth.
RIP to Miley & Liam :(
GREATEST PERSONAL STRENGTH: My ability to Keep Up With The Kardashians.
CURRENT PHONE LOCK SCREEN: Ugh, I'm so boring. I changed it recently to just a black screen because the light hurts my eyes when I'm Tindering in my bed at night.
AWKWARD FIRST KISS STORY: Well, I made out with a girl for the first time on Sunday at the Abbey and I'm 98% sure she stole my Ray Bans.
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I'm 23 & still have an OC poster in my bedroom, as well as 2 John Mayer posters. Also I love Miley Cyrus.
INSTAGRAM: @kateswaine
I won't be seeing you guys for like 3 weeks- so sad. Make me proud kids.
Katie
[ WEEK SIX ]
& still in all caps :(
Hi everyone!
This week we'll hear from two of our finest, Heidi & Justin.
But before we get to that, I think everyone should know that Adam had a
milestone birthday last Wednesday. I won’t tell you which one but it’s not 20
or 40.
NAME/NICKNAME: Heidi, Heids, Heidelberg
HOMETOWN: Seminole, FL
COLLEGE: University of Central Florida! (Go Knights!)
I WORK in sales BUT I AM AN ASPIRING Video Vixen.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: I want you all to know my parents have already agreed to
pay a huge dowry to the man who takes me off their hands. Just throwing that
out there.
(Editor's Note:
)
DREAM MAN: Dillon Francis… or any man that can turn water into champagne
fountains and flat chests into mountains….
FAVORITE DRINK: one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four tequilsa, five
twequila, six twequwilla, nineteenkilla, TACOS
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Blessings – Big Sean #blessed
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: I always search in “Private Browsing Mode” ;)
IF YOU COULD PICK ONE MEMBER OF #BALLSDEEP TO BE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND WITH,
WHO WOULD IT BE & WHY: I have to pick JUST one? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE
WE ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER.
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Selfies available upon
request.
INSTAGRAM: @heidihempfling
NAME/NICKNAME: Justin stines
HOMETOWN: Orlando, Florida
COLLEGE: University of Central Florida
I WORK as a Managing Partner for a couple bars BUT I AM AN ASPIRING hand model.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Swinger
DESCRIBE A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JUSTIN STINES: 24/7 Party!
THE SEASON IS QUICKLY COMING TO A CLOSE, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN BEFORE
THAT: I would like to see us win more games!! And maybe someone hit it over the
fence!!
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Justin Moore – Point At You
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Top MLB Draft prospects
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I want to own a mini
horse!
INSTAGRAM: none
As always, thanks for reading & I hope to
see everyone next Sunday at 5pm!
-Katie
PS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANDREW!!! (it's today) (june 10th)
[ WEEK FIVE ]
yo- (oh PS cool I'm still in caps lock someone please send help)
I’m going to make this short but sweet because one half of me still feels hungover from Saturday (I am more grandma-like than I appeared) and the other half is in a Mad Men depression.
But seriously, how fun was Saturday you guys?! Shout out to Justin for being the MVP of the bars.
Also, an even BIGger shout out to Ball of Duty for brunch!!! Good times, good food, good people. #blessed.
We lost Sunday, but it was still fun playing against OITNZ and running the wrong way on the bases. We tried.
This week we’ll learn about Danielle, who took a couple slips on the field for the team on Sunday… (Hope your butt feels better!) & Joey!
NAME/NICKNAME: Dani
HOMETOWN: Vermont… which is kind of a town because it’s so small.
COLLEGE: Academy of Art University. Yeah yeah, I’m an art kid.
I WORK at Cedars-Sinai BUT I AM AN ASPIRING Rockstar.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: In a relationship
IF IT WEREN’T FOR KICKBALL, I WOULD find another place to Sunday Funday.
FAVORITE DRINK: Gin & Tonic, Margaritas, Whisky Sours… this was an alcohol-based question, right? :D
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES: Cola by Lana Del Rey. (Swoon!)
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Lana Del Rey tickets. Hmph. I wasn’t successful, the show was last night.
ANYTHING ELSE WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Sometimes I fall down in the field for no reason other than I’m not all that good at sports… but you all already knew that. Sorry guys :(
INSTAGRAM: @mooredeviant
NAME/NICKNAME: Joey/JFem/Mr. Steal Yo Base
HOMETOWN: Clermont,FL
COLLEGE: University Of Central Florida - GO KNIGHTS!
I WORK at NBC in Alternative Programming & Development BUT I AM AN ASPIRING Wipeout contestant.
BEFORE KICKBALL SEASON IS OVER I WILL win 1 game of beer pong at Happy Ending and "do the Rob" to celebrate.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single with an occasional mingle.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WOMAN: I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child, just a little touch of Madonna's wild style, with Janet Jackson's smile.
FAVORITE DRINK: Capri Sun Mountain Cooler
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Something sucky from that free U2 album... It's always popping up on shuffle!
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: "how to teach a dog to piss on fake grass" - This led to me actually peeing on it myself... He still doesn't get it!
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I wish we could all get along like we did in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
INSTAGRAM: @j_fem
Thanks for coming!!!
We don’t have games the next two weeks, so hopefully we can have Dylan organize a proper rave night to fill the void.
Until then,
Katie
[ WEEK FOUR ]
HI!
(Okay if this is in all caps, I have no idea why. I didn't write it in all caps and I don't know how to change it omg I'm going to cry because I'm OCD)
Um anyways,
I don't know about you guys, but despite our loss on Sunday, I think our mothers would be proud of our performance on their honorary day.
We spun 3 times around a yellow bat made for children ages 2 & up, and didn't even puke OR fall.
And like my co-worker told me on Monday morning, "you can never really lose though, when you're #BallsDeep".
Can I get a #tru?
Before we learn about Evan & Dylan this week, sit back, relax, and enjoy this amazing trailer our Captain Kyrstin put together....
SPEECHLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *insert 10 tears of joy emoji here* ...love this so much.
NAME/NICKNAME: Evan Ruiz
HOMETOWN: Santa Barbara
COLLEGE: Antelope Valley
I WORK alone BUT I AM AN ASPIRING actress.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single
(editor's note: all the boyz be like:
)
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES RIGHT NOW: Tove Lo, "Talkin Body"
YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL: According to a spiritualist, I'm a Hawk.
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Taylor Swift concert
3 PREDICTIONS FOR THIS KICKBALL SEASON:
- Being Nicer
- We will be in the Top 5
- Everyone will want to be on our team next year
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I love fitness and training peeps! Balls Deep Booty Blaster Video ft. Kyr, Heidi & Sarah coming soon!
INSTAGRAM: @evanruiz
NAME/NICKNAME: Dylan Stoker
HOMETOWN: Pittsburgh, PA/Princeton, NJ
COLLEGE: Carnegie Mellon University
I WORK as a Digital Marketing Manager BUT I AM AN ASPIRING unemployed party animal.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married to the rave, but looking for someone to join me in a polyamorous relationship.
FACEinHOLE... when you're too poor for Photoshop :(
FAVORITE CLUB: The Avalons (it's open really late!)
HOW OFTEN DO YOU RAVE: Usually at least once a weekend. I've noticed a reduction since kickball started due to addition tax on my liver. (fuck...i'm getting old...)
EXPLAIN WHAT IT MEANS TO BE THE SELF-APPOINTED WAKA 'RAVE CHAIR': Main responsibilities include nagging people to come party with me whether they want to or not. I've been pretty good on the job for #BallsDeep but I need to improve league-wide.
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Cucumber gardening tips (don't ask why)
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I love Phil Collins. And Phish.
INSTAGRAM: @ds1385, although rarely used.
Thanks for reading. Can't wait to hang out with you guys #ALLDAY Saturday.
Starting with bloodys and mimosas at Off Vine (12pm).
Don't forget to dress up in true Granny/Grandpa spirit. Kyrstin told me it doesn't count if I dress normal but feel like a granny at heart.
GOAL: To be as cool as this boy's grandma. #never4get
see u saturday
xo katie
Week 6 + 7: Life Happens
We lost our 1st game but...Halloween.
Week 4 + 5: Rise of the Phoenix
We won a social challenge and remain undefeated.
Life.Is.Good.
Week 3: Resilence
This game ended with alot of bruises and even more laughs!
Week 1 + 2:Fresh Meat
WEEK 8: Smackdown.
WEEK 7: Teamwork.
WEEK 6: Resilience.
WEEK 5: Community.
WEEK 4: Synergy.
WEEK 3: Figuring it out.
Yup.
WEEK 2: Getting it together.
This team goes hard.
And we love our refs.
BACK AT IT AGAIN
[ WEEK 10 ]
Wow. Was that 10 weeks? Without getting too sappy I'll just say that #BallsDeeper had a blast playing with each and every one of you and here's why....
[ WEEK 9 ]
I get it, you have jobs and filling out a survey is difficult. But hey, being a master lyricist isn't as easy as it looks. It looks like I'm left with no choice but to grace our #BallsDeeper blog with yet another masterpiece...ey oh nadine, gimme a beat!
Mike Paul is the name that he goes by, but you know him as the guy who always looks fly. Whether he's behind home plate psyching out kickers, or rounding third base you a'int seen no one quicker. Reppin LA from his head to his toes, he makes sure that his city is the one everyone knows. There's not enough bars for me to sum this dude up, so catch him at the bar schooling fools in flip cup!
[ WEEK 8 ]
Again, no one got me their responses on time so here are a few poems about Justin and Josh:
Justin Stines is his name, and kickball is his game. Sometimes he may be scream and shout, but only if you call him out. Next time you see him on the field, if you're turning 1st you better yield. But if you see him out at the bar, he'll be the chillest of them all
His name is Josh Story, and his life is far from boring. This is his first year playing, and hopefully he'll keep staying. He works in music and likes good jams, so and you may not guess it but he gives a dam. So if you come across him in passing, ask him what tracks you should be blasting!
He's been playing kickball for what feels like forever,
3. When I'm nervous: I try to avoid the situation
7. One time at a family gathering: I fell out of a chair playing a card game
2. What is your favorite Halloween candy?: d.) all of the above.
3. What is the last song you listened to?" In actuality, something on the radio that I can't remember. But the last song stuck in my head? Trap Queen. #always.
4. What is your favorite drink?: d.) all of the above. ESP. vodka soda.
5. What is the last thing you bought?: Polaroid film (I KNOW)
6. Favorite book of all time?: Catcher in the Rye, come at me phonies.
7. Best Halloween costume? Shark Week.
8. Favorite Holiday?: Day of Feast. (also known as Thanksgiving).
9. Single? Taken? Married to the hustle?: My heart belongs to my cat. But yes, I do also have a human boyfriend.
2. What is your favorite Halloween candy?: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
3. What is the last song you listened to? Doses & Mimosas - Cherub
4. What is your favorite drink?: Water and whiskey, hold the water.
5. What is the last thing you bought?: A breakfast burrito
6. Favorite book of all time?: Pillars Of The Earth
7. Best Halloween costume? Matt Foley
8. Favorite Holiday?: Halloween
9. Single? Taken? Married to the hustle?: Married to the music
10. Last google search?: How much whiskey before considered alcoholic11. Go to dance move?: Deep Squats
12. Favorite Halloween Movie?: Don't really do scary movies...
13. Go to weapon for the impending zombie apocalypse: Light Saber
8. Do you have any pet peeves? People who blow their noses in public places. Monsters.
[ WEEK NINE ]
[ WEEK EIGHT ]
Our blogger is out of town this week so check back next week to see what #BallsDeep has been up to!
[ WEEK SEVEN ]
Hi guys! Congrats on winning this week.
I wasn't there due to prior Gay Pride Parade engagements, but it's always great news to hear we got the W!
My brain still isn't fully-functioning so I'm just going to go right into the Q&A.
This week I asked Jordan things, and he asked me things.
Enjoy.
NAME/NICKNAME: Jordan Imbrey/Jimbrey/Schorgusman, The Wild Jordanius, Jammin
HOMETOWN: Charlotte, NC
COLLEGE: UNC Chapel Hill/Duke University
I WORK making videos for BuzzFeed BUT I AM AN ASPIRING guy who gets people to tell him cool stories and also tells other people cool stories and somehow monetizes that.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single like American cheese
THE BEST THING ABOUT KICKBALL IS: friendship=magic
FAVORITE DRINK: Gin & Tonic
HILARY CLINTON OR DONALD TRUMP: Clinton in the front, Trumpy in the back
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Good Day by Nappy Roots
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH (BE HONEST): "do animals smile?"
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Want to make a cool video or want to write something or want to share stories? Collab with me!! Also, I was once stuck in a baby swing for an hour and a half at the age of 14
INSTAGRAM: @jordan.imbrey
NAME/NICKNAME: Kaitlin Claire Swaine; Katie, Kate, Swaine, Swainer. People also used to call me "Katie Collar" in high school because I popped my collar.
HOMETOWN: Buffaloooo, NY. The City of Good Neighbors.
COLLEGE: Buffalo State College
I WORK as a receptionist BUT I AM AN ASPIRING Real Housewife of Beverly Hills.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Emotionally Unavailable
CATS OR DOGS: Cats are the worst. God spelled backwards is DOG!
HOTTEST CELEBRITY: Liam Hemsworth.
GREATEST PERSONAL STRENGTH: My ability to Keep Up With The Kardashians.
CURRENT PHONE LOCK SCREEN: Ugh, I'm so boring. I changed it recently to just a black screen because the light hurts my eyes when I'm Tindering in my bed at night.
AWKWARD FIRST KISS STORY: Well, I made out with a girl for the first time on Sunday at the Abbey and I'm 98% sure she stole my Ray Bans.
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I'm 23 & still have an OC poster in my bedroom, as well as 2 John Mayer posters. Also I love Miley Cyrus.
INSTAGRAM: @kateswaine
I won't be seeing you guys for like 3 weeks- so sad. Make me proud kids.
Katie
[ WEEK SIX ]
& still in all caps :(
NAME/NICKNAME: Heidi, Heids, Heidelberg
HOMETOWN: Seminole, FL
COLLEGE: University of Central Florida! (Go Knights!)
I WORK in sales BUT I AM AN ASPIRING Video Vixen.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: I want you all to know my parents have already agreed to pay a huge dowry to the man who takes me off their hands. Just throwing that out there.
(Editor's Note:
)
DREAM MAN: Dillon Francis… or any man that can turn water into champagne fountains and flat chests into mountains….
FAVORITE DRINK: one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four tequilsa, five twequila, six twequwilla, nineteenkilla, TACOS
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Blessings – Big Sean #blessed
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: I always search in “Private Browsing Mode” ;)
IF YOU COULD PICK ONE MEMBER OF #BALLSDEEP TO BE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND WITH, WHO WOULD IT BE & WHY: I have to pick JUST one? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE WE ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER.
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Selfies available upon request.
INSTAGRAM: @heidihempfling
NAME/NICKNAME: Justin stines
HOMETOWN: Orlando, Florida
COLLEGE: University of Central Florida
I WORK as a Managing Partner for a couple bars BUT I AM AN ASPIRING hand model.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Swinger
DESCRIBE A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JUSTIN STINES: 24/7 Party!
THE SEASON IS QUICKLY COMING TO A CLOSE, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN BEFORE THAT: I would like to see us win more games!! And maybe someone hit it over the fence!!
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Justin Moore – Point At You
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Top MLB Draft prospects
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I want to own a mini horse!
INSTAGRAM: none
As always, thanks for reading & I hope to see everyone next Sunday at 5pm!
-Katie
PS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANDREW!!! (it's today) (june 10th)
[ WEEK FIVE ]
We lost our 1st game but...Halloween.
Week 4 + 5: Rise of the Phoenix
We won a social challenge and remain undefeated.
Life.Is.Good.
Week 3: Resilence
This game ended with alot of bruises and even more laughs!
Week 1 + 2:Fresh Meat
This season #BallsDeep broke our number 1 rule and took in some free agents and...it's been great. We can't wait to see how the rest of the season goes with these newbies!
WEEK 8: Smackdown.
No Photos. Did it really happen? See you all in the playoffs.
9 people. Exhausted.
Still showed our refs some love
WEEK 6: Resilience.
8 People. 2 outs/inning. Woof.
Thanks DA for reffing ! :D
WEEK 5: Community.
#BallsDeepest + OSWWP + BATB = <3
Our refs from BATB were lovely.
WEEK 4: Synergy.
Kylie J + Running Man Challenge = Perfection
We also love our refs from BOD, but were having too much fun to capture it! :D
WEEK 3: Figuring it out.
Yup.
Hi Edwin.
WEEK 2: Getting it together.
This team goes hard.
And we love our refs.
BACK AT IT AGAIN
It's great to be back.
Also, it goes without saying, we loved our refs. ;P
[ WEEK 10 ]
Wow. Was that 10 weeks? Without getting too sappy I'll just say that #BallsDeeper had a blast playing with each and every one of you and here's why....
Bastards - Not living up to your name, you were all lovely and Ponder's dance moves never disappoint!
Real Ballers Wear Pink - Always a pleasure getting weird with you
$exual Kittens - I'm glad we got our table for that bar game ;)
Kickers of the Year - #DrinkersoftheYear, we're proud to know you all
Optikicks Prime - Spencer may be the worst but you're all the best
I Blue Myself - It was a nail biter, but the constant jokes and banter kept it so fun
Ball About That Base - Mixing up teams was the best idea ever!
ICFMBWIWY - From sliding in onesies to great dance moves, you guys are always a crack up! :D
BOD - Rain, rain go..well I guess you're staying so let's make the most of it! The best way to end the season was being able to act like kids and play in the rain!!
Celebrity is the best league in SoCal for a reason, and this season proved why yet again! From cracking jokes on the sidelines, to dance parties in the outfield we definitely enjoyed every second of this season! See you all at EOS!
Also, shout out to the board for always making sure that this league runs smoothly and is fun for everyone!
[ WEEK 9 ]
I get it, you have jobs and filling out a survey is difficult. But hey, being a master lyricist isn't as easy as it looks. It looks like I'm left with no choice but to grace our #BallsDeeper blog with yet another masterpiece...ey oh nadine, gimme a beat!
There's this dude named Marco who hails from FSU, and like Anquan Boldin he's catching flys right over you. He comes to the field laced up and ready to go, and when he's playing beer pong it's lights out - no more show. It's his second season on this weird little team, but he knows it's only the beginning and we're picking up steam!
[ WEEK 8 ]
Again, no one got me their responses on time so here are a few poems about Justin and Josh:
Justin Stines is his name, and kickball is his game. Sometimes he may be scream and shout, but only if you call him out. Next time you see him on the field, if you're turning 1st you better yield. But if you see him out at the bar, he'll be the chillest of them all
[ WEEK 7 ]
Name:Katie Janak
1. Never in my life have I: Failed at anything
2. When I was younger, I: loved wearing my Dad's t-shirts
3. When I'm nervous: I get really quiet
4. My life is not complete without: My Dogs, My Family, and My Friends
5. By this time next year: I will be a year older
6. I have a hard time understanding: The expanse of the universe
7.
One time at a family gathering: I have a really big family. We have
reunions about once every 2 years. We all drink a lot and have a good
time!
8. Take my advice: You can sleep when your dead (I love this, but i don't follow it. I LOVE NAPS)
9.My friends are: All married
10. Once, at a bar/club: I split my jeans. I didn't realize it until someone told me
11. Last night, I: I went to bed super early, still recovering from Sunday night!
12.If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: Sleep in, then go shopping
13.A
better name for me would be: I don't know. I like my name. My parents
thought about naming me Izora after my great grandmother. I like that
name too.
14.If I ever go back to school: I would read all the the assigned books......maybe
15. I bet you didn't know: I broke my nose TWICE
Jae Hahn didn't get me his answers in time, so I was forced to use my rap skills...ahem...
His name is Jae Hahn and he always brings the truth,
When other opponents see him, they always get spooked,
He's been playing kickball for what feels like forever,
And when he catches a ball, it's light as a feather,
Crashing or outfield it doesn't really matter,
When he's in the field, I wouldn't want to be a batter.
He's a great addition to the ballsdeep team and that's a fact,
Now I'm gonna cut my whack rhyme...DJ spin that track back
[ WEEK 6 ]
This week #BallsDeep decided to hit WAKA with all of the feel good feelings and bring Hey Arnold back! Who doesn't miss that football head?!
Now, for your weekly dose of cute...
Name: Matt Aronow
1. Never in my life have I: won a kickball championship
2. When I was younger, I: wanted to name my sister 'Hakuna Matata'
3. When I'm nervous: I try to avoid the situation
4.My life is not complete without: the new Midnight Divide EP
5.By this time next year: I will have seen new places, met new people, and been on many new adventures
6.I have a hard time understanding:
Why there is traffic in la 24 hours a day...
7.One time at a family gathering: I found the afikomen
8.Take my advice: Travel the world
9.My friends are: Alcoholics
10. Once, at a bar/club: i got my fake id taken....or twice...or three times...
11. Last night, I: "Was 'getting drunk on a plane'" -Dierks Bentley'" -Matt Aronow
12.If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow:
I would drive up the coast and find a sweet secluded beach to chill at
13.A better name for me would be: 'The Matt.' So there's no confusion when that one guy at the club screams "Matt" and four guys and I turn around
14.If I ever go back to school: it will be to drop my kids off...
15. I bet you didn't know: I HAVE Traveled TO 32 states, and 34 countries on 5 continents...and counting
Name: Vic Salvatore
1. Never in my life have I: hated the player or the game.
7.One time at a family gathering: when I was 4 my dick cousin tried to get me to eat tar. I didn't so he smeared it on my face... He was like 16.
2. When I was younger, I: balled so hard motherfuckers tried to fine me.
3. When I'm nervous: I get really focused
4.My life is not complete without: my art, and my family
5.By this time next year: today will be last year.
6.I have a hard time understanding: the words that are coming out of your mouth.
7.One time at a family gathering: when I was 4 my dick cousin tried to get me to eat tar. I didn't so he smeared it on my face... He was like 16.
8.Take my advice: Don't eat the tar no matter what they tell you, it's not chocolate.
9.My friends are: Boss as fuck
10. Once, at a bar/club: Some dude grabbed my throat, I told him to let go, he didn't, I knocked him out. Turns out he was the owner of the club, cops watched the tape and let me go.
11. Last night, I: Helped a friend who's going through some shit.
12.If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: Sleep till 1, walk up a mountain with a nice view, maybe catch a good flick with a pretty girl, and wash it all down with a bit of bourbon.
13.A better name for me would be: Francis M to the Iz-H Phenomenal
14.If I ever go back to school: I fucked up, and the state requires it as part of my rehabilitation.
15. I bet you didn't know: I was the starting varsity QB in high school and was heavily recruited... I fucked that up.
[ WEEK 5 ]
In week 5 #BallsDeep learned that this league is full of drinkers. Very talented drinkers.
Now you all learn a little about Nadine and Caresse!
Name: Nadine Mahnesh
1. Never in my life have I: chewed tobacco, but I don't plan on it...gross
2. When I was younger, I: I used to climb on top of everything and fall asleep in my food, my Grandma would yell at my mom to try and take a photo of me looking a lot more like a child and less like a monkey covered in yogurt
3. When I'm nervous: I start going through every hypothetical scenario of the situation to figure out how to handle things, or I just start sweating a lot!
4.My life is not complete without: good people and a good imagination, that's when you get your adventures!
5.By this time next year: I will be 6 inches taller...jk! Hopefully, still working where I am but in a higher position and still a happy ball of energy!
6.I have a hard time understanding: youth culture.
9.My friends are: like my heart beat (consistent, strong and keeping me alive)
6.I have a hard time understanding: youth culture.
7.One time at a family gathering: My cousin threw a fire cracker into my shirt, I shoved him into a pile of gravel...we're good now
8.Take my advice: If you let a car through in bad traffic, you get some good road karma later on
9.My friends are: like my heart beat (consistent, strong and keeping me alive)
10. Once, at a bar/club: I feng shuid the bathroom... I was drunk and it needed organizing
11. Last night, I: I went to a Clippers game (my first NBA basketball game, it was glorious)
12.If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: I would go to Disneyland, eat my favorite ginger bread cookie and ride Space Mountain
13.A better name for me would be: there is no better name, when you hear Nadine, you know there can only be one
14.If I ever go back to school: I would try more new things!
15. I bet you didn't know: I used to dance ballet and quit around my junior year in high school
Name: Caresse Eakin
1. Never in my life have I: lost my iphone at the Key Art Awards and reverted back to a flip phone....oh wait, never mind.
2. When I was younger, I: was nick named "Caresse the Barbarian" by my family because of how hyper and wild I was
3. When I'm nervous: I play it off
4. My life is not complete without: Happiness and self fulfillment
5. By this time next year: Have just returned to LA from traveling over seas.
6. I have a hard time understanding: Pig latin
7. One time at a family gathering: I fell out of a chair playing a card game
8.Take my advice: And take my advice.
9. My friends are: Awesome, loyal, fun and never cease to amaze me.
10. Once, at a bar/club: I was asked out by Donovan McNabb.
11. Last night, I: Filled out this questionnaire.
12. If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: I would take a day trip somewhere with whomever else is feeling spontaneous.
13. A better name for me would be: I guess my nick name C-Ninja
14. If I ever go back to school: I would study Japanese (language) since my mom didn't teach me and take cinematography courses. Probably take music editing courses too. Oh and definitely study abroad.
15. I bet you didn't know: That I still find Chuck Norris jokes hilarious.
[ WEEK 4 ]
This week we zombied, played kickball, and kept it weird. What else do you really want to know?
#BallsDeep holding it down at Mid Season
NBD, just a few zombie killers and victims hanging out
Post Burrito Turn Up
Anyways...here are a few reasons why you would want Caitlin and Austen on your zombie apocalypse team!
Name: Caitlin Forrest
IG: weliveindoors.
1. All time favorite monster/villain?: Patrick Bateman. 2. What is your favorite Halloween candy?: d.) all of the above.
3. What is the last song you listened to?" In actuality, something on the radio that I can't remember. But the last song stuck in my head? Trap Queen. #always.4. What is your favorite drink?: d.) all of the above. ESP. vodka soda.
5. What is the last thing you bought?: Polaroid film (I KNOW)
6. Favorite book of all time?: Catcher in the Rye, come at me phonies.
7. Best Halloween costume? Shark Week.
8. Favorite Holiday?: Day of Feast. (also known as Thanksgiving).
9. Single? Taken? Married to the hustle?: My heart belongs to my cat. But yes, I do also have a human boyfriend.
10. Last google search?: Moroccan Wool Blanket With Pom Poms On It (I know what I want).
11. Go to dance move?: Generic flailing but twerking is close second.
12. Favorite Halloween Movie?: Nightmare Before Christmas. Specifically because it's not scary.
13. Go to weapon for the impending zombie apocalypse: Tank, probably.
11. Go to dance move?: Generic flailing but twerking is close second.
12. Favorite Halloween Movie?: Nightmare Before Christmas. Specifically because it's not scary.
13. Go to weapon for the impending zombie apocalypse: Tank, probably.
Name:Austen
IG:@midnightdivide
1. All time favorite monster/villain?: Cody Deal2. What is your favorite Halloween candy?: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
3. What is the last song you listened to? Doses & Mimosas - Cherub
4. What is your favorite drink?: Water and whiskey, hold the water.
5. What is the last thing you bought?: A breakfast burrito
6. Favorite book of all time?: Pillars Of The Earth
7. Best Halloween costume? Matt Foley
8. Favorite Holiday?: Halloween
9. Single? Taken? Married to the hustle?: Married to the music
10. Last google search?: How much whiskey before considered alcoholic11. Go to dance move?: Deep Squats
12. Favorite Halloween Movie?: Don't really do scary movies...
13. Go to weapon for the impending zombie apocalypse: Light Saber
[ WEEK 3 ]
Week 3, what all do you want to know? This is all moving waaay to fast. I feel like I just met you all.
Anyhooters, this week I want to introduce the world to two dudes who I don't think sleep at all, Dylan and JP!
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| Hint: He's not the girl. |
NAME: Dylan
HOMETOWN: Pittsburgh, PA
INSTA: Don't use it.(Editors note: How do you not have IG?)
GO TO DANCE MOVE: General spastic grooving
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Hooking up with a real life Donald Trump supporter
SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE: BØRNS - 10,000 Emerald Pools (rare non-rave song appearance)
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Woah...too personal. Next question.
ON FRIDAY NIGHT YOU CAN FIND ME: The best nightclub in Los Angeles aka Avalon
YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL: A baby sloth
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT|NEED US TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Don't ask about my last google search.
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| Dat Track Suit. |
NAME - JPIZZLE
HOMETOWN - IM FROM THE LOU AND I'M PROUD
INSTA - JPHOLMES286
INSTA - JPHOLMES286
GO TO DANCE MOVE - FLOOR THUNDER PUMP
RELATIONSHIP STATUS - I LOVE MYSELF
SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE - KISS ME THROUGH THE PHONE - SOULJA BOY
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH - YO MAMA
ON FRIDAY NIGHT YOU CAN FIND ME - YO MAMA
YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL - YO MAMA (EDITORS NOTE: We get it. -_-)
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT|NEED US TO KNOW ABOUT YOU - I SPRINKLE DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD TO MAKE MY DOOKIE TWINKLE
RELATIONSHIP STATUS - I LOVE MYSELF
SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE - KISS ME THROUGH THE PHONE - SOULJA BOY
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH - YO MAMA
ON FRIDAY NIGHT YOU CAN FIND ME - YO MAMA
YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL - YO MAMA (EDITORS NOTE: We get it. -_-)
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT|NEED US TO KNOW ABOUT YOU - I SPRINKLE DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD TO MAKE MY DOOKIE TWINKLE
[ WEEK 2 ]
Week 2 is in the books and #BallsDeeper looks to be hitting their
stride. But you're not here for the Sports Talk, you need your
#CelebritySighting fix! So, without further ado I want to introduce two
lovely ladies from our team Evan and Chanley - good luck figuring out
who is who at the bar this week! :)
Name: Chanley Bell
IG: @Chan_Bell
- Who has been the biggest influence in your life? My oldest brother.
2. What kinds of things really make you laugh? Those “Goats Screaming like Humans” youtube videos.
3. What’s your favorite place in the entire world? I’m pretty fond of my bed.
4. Who is your best friend? What do you like about him/her? My dog. Everything.
5. Favorite movie of all time? First thing that came to mind was Bridesmaids.
6. What’s your biggest goal in life right now? To finish these questions.
7. What is your favorite way to spend a Saturday? Cheering Alabama on to victory. Roll Tide.
8. Do you have any pet peeves? People who blow their noses in public places. Monsters.
9. What was your family like growing up? Uh, normal, I guess.
10. What were you like as a kid? Tomboy. I wore my soccer jersey for school pictures. Three times.
11. What should I know about you that I’d never think to ask about? I hate cilantro.
12. Did you―or do you―have a nickname? What’s the story behind it? Chan. Because its short for Chanley?
13. Who was your favorite schoolteacher or college professor? Why? The one who made attendance optional. Self-explanatory.
14. Have you figured out your calling in life? What is it? Hell if I know.
Name: Evan Ruiz
IG: @EvanRuiz
1. Who has been the biggest influence in your life? Britney Spears
2. What kinds of things really make you laugh?intelligent/inside jokes
3.What’s your favorite place in the entire world? Jacuzzi/Hot Bubble Bath
4. Who is your best friend? What do you like about him/her? Alyssa Poor, she is patient
5. Favorite movie of all time?Knocked up
6. What’s your biggest goal in life right now?graduating school
7. What is your favorite way to spend a Saturday?sleeping
8. Do you have any pet peeves?LA drivers making left hand turns and being poked
9. What was your family like growing up?Like Hollywood Blvd shoved into a 4 bedroom house
10. What were you like as a kid? The most hyper person in the world
11. What should I know about you that I’d never think to ask about?How many hours a day I study...its almost maximal.
12.Did you―or do you―have a nickname? What’s the story behind it? Evalyn-
since Im muscley kids in school would say I was a boy so I changed it
from EVAN to EVALYN without my parents consent in 8th grade, not legally
but my parents were pissed that they called me that at graduation
13. Who was your favorite schoolteacher or college professor? Why?Mr.
Williford, Social Studies, 7th grade. He made learning anything a
physical game and since im ADHD as a mofo, I actually learned a thing or
two.
14. Have you figured out your calling in life? What is it?Yes. Muscles.
[ WEEK ONE ]
For
this installment of CELEBRITY SIGHTING #BallsDeeper decided to take it
back to our old Myspace days with a good old survey. Sit back, get
nostalgic, and get to know the two Captains of #BallsDeeper, Colin and
Kyrstin
Colin Ramsay
1.What was your first aol screen name? Propellerphant
2. What is your middle name? Colin Robert, I've got two
3. Your current relationship status? Married to the game, always
4. Honestly does your crush like you? The million dollar question...
5. What song is currently stuck in your head? Fetty Wap always ("baby wont you come myyy waAaAAaaY")
6. What is your livejournal/xanga screen name? lol
7. What/who do you love most? My top 8
8. What makes you happy? Making other people happy (aww)
9. Are you musically challenged? Negatory
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be? Not fainting in front of 2,000 people
11.if u were an animal for a day what would it be? Sloth
12. Ever have a near death experience? Fuck rope swings
13.Something you do a lot: stack guap
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you? MLK
17. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? I would never subject people to that
18. What was your last google search 1070 USD in GBP
19. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Grande latte
20. What's your favorite color? Blue
Kyrstin Stone
1.What was your first aol screen name? Flirty 822
2. What is your middle name? I'll never tell...
3. Your current relationship status? somethings are better left a secret
4. Honestly does your crush like you? aww gee...here's to hoping
5. What song is currently stuck in your head? seventy times seven by brand new (duh)
6. What is your livejournal/xanga screen name?shortstack822 (i was so embarrassing)
7. What/who do you love most?My mom and dad
8. What makes you happy? being outside
9. Are you musically challenged? completely!
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be? Not. A. Thing. Our past makes us who we are...
11.if u were an animal for a day what would it be? Easy! Turtle!
12. Ever have a near death experience? Rolling backwards down a hill on a four wheeler - I thought it was all over
13.Something you do a lot: Talk. sorry.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? Damn you myspace surveys
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you? Kristen Wiig - and we're both hilarious, go figure
17. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? Karaoke counts right?!
18. What was your last google search...Myspace Surveys
19. What do you usually order from Starbucks? Mint Majesty Tea (caffeine free lyfee)
20. What's your favorite color? Black, like my heart.
[ WEEK NINE ]
#BALLSDEEP DOES AMERICA...coming soon :)
[ WEEK EIGHT ]
Our blogger is out of town this week so check back next week to see what #BallsDeep has been up to!
[ WEEK SEVEN ]
Hi guys! Congrats on winning this week.
I wasn't there due to prior Gay Pride Parade engagements, but it's always great news to hear we got the W!
My brain still isn't fully-functioning so I'm just going to go right into the Q&A.
This week I asked Jordan things, and he asked me things.
Enjoy.
NAME/NICKNAME: Jordan Imbrey/Jimbrey/Schorgusman, The Wild Jordanius, Jammin
HOMETOWN: Charlotte, NC
COLLEGE: UNC Chapel Hill/Duke University
I WORK making videos for BuzzFeed BUT I AM AN ASPIRING guy who gets people to tell him cool stories and also tells other people cool stories and somehow monetizes that.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single like American cheese
THE BEST THING ABOUT KICKBALL IS: friendship=magic
FAVORITE DRINK: Gin & Tonic
HILARY CLINTON OR DONALD TRUMP: Clinton in the front, Trumpy in the back
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Good Day by Nappy Roots
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH (BE HONEST): "do animals smile?"
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Want to make a cool video or want to write something or want to share stories? Collab with me!! Also, I was once stuck in a baby swing for an hour and a half at the age of 14
INSTAGRAM: @jordan.imbrey
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| Me when I should've been at Kickball |
HOMETOWN: Buffaloooo, NY. The City of Good Neighbors.
COLLEGE: Buffalo State College
I WORK as a receptionist BUT I AM AN ASPIRING Real Housewife of Beverly Hills.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Emotionally Unavailable
questions from Jordan for me:
HOTTEST CELEBRITY: Liam Hemsworth.
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| RIP to Miley & Liam :( |
CURRENT PHONE LOCK SCREEN: Ugh, I'm so boring. I changed it recently to just a black screen because the light hurts my eyes when I'm Tindering in my bed at night.
AWKWARD FIRST KISS STORY: Well, I made out with a girl for the first time on Sunday at the Abbey and I'm 98% sure she stole my Ray Bans.
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I'm 23 & still have an OC poster in my bedroom, as well as 2 John Mayer posters. Also I love Miley Cyrus.
INSTAGRAM: @kateswaine
I won't be seeing you guys for like 3 weeks- so sad. Make me proud kids.
Katie
[ WEEK SIX ]
& still in all caps :(
Hi everyone!
Welcome back to kickball. I sort of forgot about this whole thing
after having two long weeks off, but I'm really glad it's still a thing. We
lost this week to the Bastards, but it's fine because Dylan wore a NASA
Spacesuit with a Fairy Princess backpack in full spirit of the "Up, Up
& Away" theme.
This week we'll hear from two of our finest, Heidi & Justin.
But before we get to that, I think everyone should know that Adam had a
milestone birthday last Wednesday. I won’t tell you which one but it’s not 20
or 40.
HAPPY
BELATED BIRTHDAY ADAM!
HOMETOWN: Seminole, FL
COLLEGE: University of Central Florida! (Go Knights!)
I WORK in sales BUT I AM AN ASPIRING Video Vixen.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: I want you all to know my parents have already agreed to pay a huge dowry to the man who takes me off their hands. Just throwing that out there.
(Editor's Note:
)
DREAM MAN: Dillon Francis… or any man that can turn water into champagne fountains and flat chests into mountains….
FAVORITE DRINK: one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four tequilsa, five twequila, six twequwilla, nineteenkilla, TACOS
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Blessings – Big Sean #blessed
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: I always search in “Private Browsing Mode” ;)
IF YOU COULD PICK ONE MEMBER OF #BALLSDEEP TO BE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND WITH, WHO WOULD IT BE & WHY: I have to pick JUST one? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE WE ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER.
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Selfies available upon request.
INSTAGRAM: @heidihempfling
NAME/NICKNAME: Justin stines
HOMETOWN: Orlando, Florida
COLLEGE: University of Central Florida
I WORK as a Managing Partner for a couple bars BUT I AM AN ASPIRING hand model.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Swinger
DESCRIBE A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JUSTIN STINES: 24/7 Party!
THE SEASON IS QUICKLY COMING TO A CLOSE, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN BEFORE THAT: I would like to see us win more games!! And maybe someone hit it over the fence!!
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Justin Moore – Point At You
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Top MLB Draft prospects
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I want to own a mini horse!
INSTAGRAM: none
As always, thanks for reading & I hope to see everyone next Sunday at 5pm!
-Katie
PS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANDREW!!! (it's today) (june 10th)
[ WEEK FIVE ]
yo- (oh PS cool I'm still in caps lock someone please send help)
I’m going to make this short but sweet because one half of me still feels hungover from Saturday (I am more grandma-like than I appeared) and the other half is in a Mad Men depression.
But seriously, how fun was Saturday you guys?! Shout out to Justin for being the MVP of the bars.
Also, an even BIGger shout out to Ball of Duty for brunch!!! Good times, good food, good people. #blessed.
We lost Sunday, but it was still fun playing against OITNZ and running the wrong way on the bases. We tried.
This week we’ll learn about Danielle, who took a couple slips on the field for the team on Sunday… (Hope your butt feels better!) & Joey!
NAME/NICKNAME: Dani
HOMETOWN: Vermont… which is kind of a town because it’s so small.
COLLEGE: Academy of Art University. Yeah yeah, I’m an art kid.
I WORK at Cedars-Sinai BUT I AM AN ASPIRING Rockstar.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: In a relationship
IF IT WEREN’T FOR KICKBALL, I WOULD find another place to Sunday Funday.
FAVORITE DRINK: Gin & Tonic, Margaritas, Whisky Sours… this was an alcohol-based question, right? :D
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES: Cola by Lana Del Rey. (Swoon!)
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Lana Del Rey tickets. Hmph. I wasn’t successful, the show was last night.
ANYTHING ELSE WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Sometimes I fall down in the field for no reason other than I’m not all that good at sports… but you all already knew that. Sorry guys :(
INSTAGRAM: @mooredeviant
NAME/NICKNAME: Joey/JFem/Mr. Steal Yo Base
HOMETOWN: Clermont,FL
COLLEGE: University Of Central Florida - GO KNIGHTS!
I WORK at NBC in Alternative Programming & Development BUT I AM AN ASPIRING Wipeout contestant.
BEFORE KICKBALL SEASON IS OVER I WILL win 1 game of beer pong at Happy Ending and "do the Rob" to celebrate.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single with an occasional mingle.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WOMAN: I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child, just a little touch of Madonna's wild style, with Janet Jackson's smile.
FAVORITE DRINK: Capri Sun Mountain Cooler
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW: Something sucky from that free U2 album... It's always popping up on shuffle!
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: "how to teach a dog to piss on fake grass" - This led to me actually peeing on it myself... He still doesn't get it!
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I wish we could all get along like we did in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
INSTAGRAM: @j_fem
Thanks for coming!!!
We don’t have games the next two weeks, so hopefully we can have Dylan organize a proper rave night to fill the void.
Until then,
Katie
[ WEEK FOUR ]
(Okay if this is in all caps, I have no idea why. I didn't write it in all caps and I don't know how to change it omg I'm going to cry because I'm OCD)
Um anyways,
I don't know about you guys, but despite our loss on Sunday, I think our mothers would be proud of our performance on their honorary day.
We spun 3 times around a yellow bat made for children ages 2 & up, and didn't even puke OR fall.
And like my co-worker told me on Monday morning, "you can never really lose though, when you're #BallsDeep".
Can I get a #tru?
NAME/NICKNAME: Evan Ruiz
HOMETOWN: Santa Barbara
COLLEGE: Antelope Valley
I WORK alone BUT I AM AN ASPIRING actress.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single
(editor's note: all the boyz be like:)
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES RIGHT NOW: Tove Lo, "Talkin Body"
YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL: According to a spiritualist, I'm a Hawk.
(editor's note: all the boyz be like:
)THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES RIGHT NOW: Tove Lo, "Talkin Body"
YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL: According to a spiritualist, I'm a Hawk.
LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Taylor Swift concert
3 PREDICTIONS FOR THIS KICKBALL SEASON:
3 PREDICTIONS FOR THIS KICKBALL SEASON:
- Being Nicer
- We will be in the Top 5
- Everyone will want to be on our team next year
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I love fitness and training peeps! Balls Deep Booty Blaster Video ft. Kyr, Heidi & Sarah coming soon!
INSTAGRAM: @evanruiz
NAME/NICKNAME: Dylan Stoker
HOMETOWN: Pittsburgh, PA/Princeton, NJ
COLLEGE: Carnegie Mellon University
I WORK as a Digital Marketing Manager BUT I AM AN ASPIRING unemployed party animal.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married to the rave, but looking for someone to join me in a polyamorous relationship.
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| FACEinHOLE... when you're too poor for Photoshop :( |
FAVORITE CLUB: The Avalons (it's open really late!)
HOW OFTEN DO YOU RAVE: Usually at least once a weekend. I've noticed a reduction since kickball started due to addition tax on my liver. (fuck...i'm getting old...)
EXPLAIN WHAT IT MEANS TO BE THE SELF-APPOINTED WAKA 'RAVE CHAIR': Main responsibilities include nagging people to come party with me whether they want to or not. I've been pretty good on the job for #BallsDeep but I need to improve league-wide.
EXPLAIN WHAT IT MEANS TO BE THE SELF-APPOINTED WAKA 'RAVE CHAIR': Main responsibilities include nagging people to come party with me whether they want to or not. I've been pretty good on the job for #BallsDeep but I need to improve league-wide.
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Cucumber gardening tips (don't ask why)
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I love Phil Collins. And Phish.
INSTAGRAM: @ds1385, although rarely used.
GOAL: To be as cool as this boy's grandma. #never4get
see u saturday
Thanks for reading. Can't wait to hang out with you guys #ALLDAY Saturday.
Starting with bloodys and mimosas at Off Vine (12pm).
Don't forget to dress up in true Granny/Grandpa spirit. Kyrstin told me it doesn't count if I dress normal but feel like a granny at heart.
GOAL: To be as cool as this boy's grandma. #never4get
see u saturday
xo katie
[ WEEK THREE ]
Peoopllleeeee!!!
I heard you guys kicked some Children's Hospital ass this week. So proud! (5-0....whaaat!) I made it in time for the last inning which I think helped, but I heard some of the highlights & some awesome three-person catch?! Wish I could have seen it... But what I did see was your hot af neon outfits. You guys were really working it tbh.
REMINDER:
I'm glad I didn't miss out on the most important part of Sunday, the bar. Chris from our Big/Little Team, Ball of Duty was killing it on the 1's & 2's and we were doing the same on the dance floor. If you pretend my Uber driver was my mom, it felt just like a sweaty high school dance (in the best way)!!
This week we'll get to know more about Amelia & Andrew. Please pay attention, as there will be a quiz at the end of the season.
NAME/NICKNAME: Amelia, Mels
HOMETOWN: Tallahassee, FL
COLLEGE: Bowdoin College
I am in med school, BUT I AM AN ASPIRING doctor, I suppose lol
(Editor's Note: Where were you when Sandra almost died week 1?! #teamdoctor)
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Not married...but in a long term relationship?
(Editor's Note: All the guys be like:
)
(Editor's Note: All the guys be like:
)
YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL: Koala
FAVORITE DRINK: Sangria! Good Sangria.
FINISH THIS SENTENCE: When I signed up for kickball, I didnt expect I'd be wearing neon orange spanky pants week 1.
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES RIGHT NOW: fuckin problems
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: Coprolalia... med school :-/
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW: Pepperoni feast pizza and parmasean bites are my soulmates.
INSTAGRAM: @ameliabedlia8
NAME/NICKNAME: Andy's Party, Ando's Party, Ando Calrission, Lobo, Lobster, Lobster Pot.
(Editor's note: How many of these do we think he made up himself?)
HOMETOWN: Mahtomedi, MN
COLLEGE: Florida Atlantic University
I WORK as a program manager/project manager for a tech company making cool shit BUT I AM AN ASPIRING music appreciator which includes engineering/production. Just a hobby.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Hopeless romantic, so single.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED WAKA KICKBALL?: Second year.
3 EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS SEASON: Hangovers, Winning it all, Making poor decisions in general.
FAVORITE DRINK: Old fashion or chardonnay, no judge
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES RIGHT NOW: LCD Soundsystem- dance yurself clean
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: NHL Schedule (Go Wild)
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW: summer leading to senior year of high school. Friends decided to go up north, cabin style. We proceed to get wasted or at least me. I end up getting spaghetti on my lap, nice. Well I got a change of clothing so we good. Well then I end up falling in a newly created nature mud puddle. So I'm out of clothing and proceed to fight friends over letting me borrow some cloths. Ever since that day I now over pack. I'm an over packer
INSTAGRAM: @andyneedsig (shout out to Caresse)
Thanks for coming to learn more about #BallsDeep. Next week, we'll find out what Danielle thinks about global warming, and if Bryant prefers boxers or briefs.
See you SUNDAY AT 6PM where we will face Zach Morris and the squad, Saved By The Ball.
We got this.
-Katie
[ WEEK TWO ]
WE WON!!!! Yay. Kyrstin already gave a great recap in our Facebook group, but big shout out to Justin for all those catches, and to Heidi for the game-winning kick. Also, an even bigger shout out to our awesome big team, Ball of Duty, for the grown-up Capri Suns and PB&J's! It really took us back to the little league days when mom brought snacks and the whole team got turnt on juice boxes. Thank you guys so much!!!
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| #IPARTIEDWITHBOD |
This week we take a look into the lives of our very own Caresse Eakin and Adam Shek.
So without further ado...
NAME/NICKNAME: Caresse, C Ninja
HOMETOWN: Tempe, AZ
COLLEGE: Arizona State University
I WORK as an Assistant Editor at Wild Card. In other words, we cut film trailers and TV spots. BUT I AM AN ASPIRING flash mob dancer haha.... Truth, working towards becoming a film editor/producer. I may eventually want to transition to working on feature films.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED WAKA KICKBALL? First season, but more to come
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single
THE NUMBER OF TINDER DATES YOU'VE BEEN ON: Random question, haha none.
THE NUMBER OF TINDER DATES YOU'VE BEEN ON: Random question, haha none.
FAVORITE DRINK: Non-alcoholic- Sparkling Ice Pink Grapefruit. Alcoholic- Jameson Ginger or Ketel 1 and water with lemon.
A MOVIE THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOUR LIFE: Haha I once took this BuzzFeed Quiz and it told me Jurassic Park, due to my intelligence & love for adventure. So I guess Jurassic Park is the answer.
A MOVIE THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOUR LIFE: Haha I once took this BuzzFeed Quiz and it told me Jurassic Park, due to my intelligence & love for adventure. So I guess Jurassic Park is the answer.
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES/SPOTIFY/TIDAL/PANDORA RIGHT NOW: "OctaHate" by Ryn Weaver (love her!)
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH (BE HONEST): The Batman VS Superman trailer
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: Those who don't know me, my name is pronounced Caress, not Careese. Careese drives me crazy!
INSTAGRAM: @Lil_CNinja
NAME/NICKNAME: Adam Shek
HOMETOWN: Los Angeles
COLLEGE: USC, Fight on!
I WORK in finance BUT I AM AN ASPIRING professional dog walker.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED WAKA KICKBALL? Only a few months, but I ended being in 4 leagues!
FAVORITE POSITION? (KICKBALL RELATED, OBVI.) First base
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Interviewing
TOP 3 THINGS ON BUCKET LIST: Climb Mount Everest, go on a safari, learn to be a farmer
FAVORITE DRINK: Bloody Mary
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES/SPOTIFY/TIDAL/PANDORA RIGHT NOW: I Don't F With You, haha
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH (BE HONEST): Swedish Rosetta Stone
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: My favorite thing to do is dance, Billie Jean is not my son
INSTAGRAM: I'm a little behind I just signed up haha
Thank you Caresse and Adam! Thanks everyone for tuning in.
See you Sunday at 7 in your tight & bright outfits. (Also, am I the only one who DOESN'T own anything neon??)
PS- Don't forget to do your squats.
<3 Katie
[ WEEK ONE ]
Hi Team,
Katie here, the designated #BALLSDEEP blogger. I knew I had to jump at the opportunity to be team blogger once Kyrstin compared it to being the next Perez Hilton. Initially, I wanted to turn this into a Gossip Girl type blog but I thought that might get a little messy, plus Dan Humphrey always annoyed me.
So anyway, since I don't really know anyone and it seems like most of us are new, I figured we could get to know each other the old fashioned way, through the internet. I'll feature one guy & one girl each week and give you a little Q&A to answer.
To KICK things off, we'll start with our Queen, Kaptain Kyrstin and her right-hand man, Co-Capt'n Colin.
NAME/NICKNAME: Kyrstin Stone aka KiKi aka Kyr
HOMETOWN: TallaClassy, FL
HOMETOWN: TallaClassy, FL
COLLEGE: UCF (GO KNIGHTS)
I WORK as the Area Marketing Manager for Muscle Milk SoCal #Gains BUT I AM AN ASPIRING stay at home baker. If I could get paid to bake cupcakes all day in my romper I would be the happiest human.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED WAKA KICKBALL?: 6 seasons
FAVORITE POSITION? (KICKBALL RELATED, OBVI.): Right Center or in the dug out yelling at people
EXPLAIN THE DEEP MEANING BEHIND OUR NAME, #BALLSDEEP: A handful of team members were all drunk at Rusty Mullet and someone suggested it. After about 5 fireball shots, a few pitchers of beer, and a ton of other bad decisions the name stuck. Sarah also started chanting it at the bar, so it seemed legit!
FAVORITE DRINK: Alcoholic: Ice cold Bud Light Non Alcoholic: Vita Coco Original
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES/SPOTIFY/TIDAL/PANDORA RIGHT NOW: The Used Taste of Ink \m/
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH (BE HONEST): Fitness events in Los Angeles this week
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: The world will never know
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED US TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: I'm excited to be able to play with a group of my favorite humans and I apologize in advance for anything I may so or do. It's not personal. :)
INSTAGRAM: @Kyrie822
NAME/NICKNAME: Jesse Colin Robert Ramsay
HOMETOWN: Seattle
COLLEGE: Berklee- not the smart one.
I WORK in music BUT I AM AN ASPIRING non-asshole.HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED WAKA KICKBALL? 2 Years
FAVORITE POSITION? (KICKBALL RELATED, OBVI.)Was that obvious? Outfield.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married to the game
YOUR IDOL: Kendrick
FAVORITE DRINK: Scotch rocks, toasting to kickball victory.
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES/SPOTIFY/TIDAL/PANDORA RIGHT NOW: "Sour Soul", Badbadnotgood
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH (BE HONEST): Nick Hakim
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: One of my kidneys is smaller than the other.
INSTAGRAM: @ColinRamsay
Thanks for tuning in!
PS: Great game last week. Even though we lost 3-2 to IDBWU, our Captain Kyrstin said she thinks we have the potential to be a great team, "not only at the bar, but on the field as well."
Thanks for believing in us, Kyr!
Until next week....
-KS
COLLEGE: Berklee- not the smart one.
I WORK in music BUT I AM AN ASPIRING non-asshole.HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED WAKA KICKBALL? 2 Years
FAVORITE POSITION? (KICKBALL RELATED, OBVI.)Was that obvious? Outfield.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married to the game
YOUR IDOL: Kendrick
FAVORITE DRINK: Scotch rocks, toasting to kickball victory.
THE SONG PLAYING ON YOUR iTUNES/SPOTIFY/TIDAL/PANDORA RIGHT NOW: "Sour Soul", Badbadnotgood
YOUR LAST GOOGLE SEARCH (BE HONEST): Nick Hakim
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT/NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU: One of my kidneys is smaller than the other.
INSTAGRAM: @ColinRamsay
Thanks for tuning in!
PS: Great game last week. Even though we lost 3-2 to IDBWU, our Captain Kyrstin said she thinks we have the potential to be a great team, "not only at the bar, but on the field as well."
Thanks for believing in us, Kyr!
Until next week....
-KS
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